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Hello. I'm Lewis, I'm twenty-two and roughly three quarters of the way to being handsome. I think the wisest thing ever said was by Bill and Ted: "Be excellent to each other."
Jun 18 '13
“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live”
— Kanye West

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Jun 17 '13
“I watched season four. I guess I already knew this, but apparently, I’m a genius … I think I feel pretty comfortable in expressing that [season four] wasn’t my cup of tea … it’s not somebody doing what they do … it’s very much like an impression. An unflattering one. It’s 13 episodes of people doing ‘DURRRPY DURPY DUR I’m Dan Harmon DUUUR.’ …

It’s like flipping through Instagrams watching your girlfriend just blow everyone.”
—

Dan Harmon Talks at Length About Season 4 of ‘Community’ | Pajiba

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of his comments.

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Jun 17 '13

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Jun 16 '13

Can we get much higher?

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Jun 16 '13

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Jun 16 '13
x-rayvisions: The Mortimer Skank

x-rayvisions:

The Mortimer Skank

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Jun 16 '13
boxingnight: Heisenberg Father’s Day card ‘cos every bald middle aged man wants a picture of another bald middle aged man

boxingnight:

Heisenberg Father’s Day card ‘cos every bald middle aged man wants a picture of another bald middle aged man

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Jun 16 '13

In my experience, fathers are pretty awful. They’re failures and let downs and disappointments, like most men are. They’re angry, they’re to be feared, they’re upstairs sleeping off a night shift and they shouldn’t be woken.

Dad’s on tv are different because they care and act like they care by being outgoing. It’s an effort sometimes but they make it.

Maybe I shouldn’t moan because I do have a dad, where many don’t. I should be grateful for what I have got. But all I’ve got is daddy issues from a lifetime of wishing to please someone who I am glad to be nothing like.

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Jun 15 '13
“Do I look like a mug? Have I got a handle? Am I made of china? Am I kept in a cupboard, or on a small wooden tree? Hm? Would you like to put your lips around my rim? You may answer that question, the others were rhetorical.”
— Sue White, Green Wing (via cookieglitch)

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Jun 15 '13

lozange:

bethmai:

Ed Balls giving Michael Gove a GCSE Pop Quiz

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Jun 15 '13
“But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human.”
— Kurt Vonnegut   (via thatkindofwoman)

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Jun 13 '13

complacentfuck:

Slow Club - Disco 2000 (Live)

what are you doing sunday maybe, would you like to come and meet me maybe, you can even bring your baby—

This is incredible. There was a time about a year or so ago when this was definitely my favourite song for a bit (and a big karaoke smash for me, I might add) and this is even better than the original because Slow Club 4eva

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Jun 13 '13

I read a really good article today that posited that Joffrey being king is actually a comment on the ludicrous nature of monarchy and, while I don’t think it was probably written to be so, I rather like that.

Jun 13 '13

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

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Jun 13 '13
fuckyeahchickmusicians: Rebecca Taylor of Slow Club 

fuckyeahchickmusicians:

Rebecca Taylor of Slow Club 

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