care less

Hello. I'm Lewis, I'm twenty-three (nobody likes you when you're 23) and roughly two thirds of the way to being handsome. I think the wisest thing ever said was by Bill and Ted: "Be excellent to each other."
Apr 17 '14

How to make Lewis feel more inadequate than he already does about not getting the job at his own work that he is more than capable of:

Hire someone who has been on the same daytime quiz show as him but hire someone who actually won money on it.

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Apr 17 '14
thecreepypastaqueen:

This is why I love people on the internet…

thecreepypastaqueen:

This is why I love people on the internet…

(Source: falcon-punch-levi)

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Apr 13 '14

fuck you Taylor Swift fans, spoiling SNL for me!

Tags: I am only 50% serious

Apr 11 '14

So not only have I been passed over for the job which I am totally qualified for at my own work place, but it turns out that the shower of arseholes in charge have put me down for two shifts that don’t actually exist because they’re on bank holidays, so that’s 120 quid I won’t be getting.

Seriously. I’m just gonna give up.

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Apr 10 '14

When does going the extra mile and not getting anything for it just become a reason to stop caring?

Apr 10 '14
kanyewesanderson:

Life Aquatic / Blame Game

kanyewesanderson:

Life Aquatic / Blame Game

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Apr 9 '14

sloeclub asked:

s club have you ever because of that time i posted a thing that was like ask em have you evers' and you sent me that and it was classic ellzi/lewis banter! Also most Los Camp songs cause last time I saw them was when you played with the support band and obviosuly DMEB#1

THAT IS SUPER CLASSIC US. I bloody love the S Club. all great choices Ellzi, I am proud to know you x

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Apr 9 '14

stylincutie:

anonymously send me a song lyric that reminds u of me omg

I’M A LITTLE DRUNK SO IF YOU DON’T DO THIS I WILL DO SOMETHING (

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Apr 8 '14

I think I am probably mostly mash right now

Apr 8 '14

I have a job interview tomorrow, I have nothing to wear for it and I am terrified

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Apr 6 '14

Is there anything more fascinating than the physical state of Stewart Lee through the ages?

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Apr 5 '14
kanyewesanderson:

Fantastic Mr. Fox / Black Skinhead

kanyewesanderson:

Fantastic Mr. Fox / Black Skinhead

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Apr 5 '14
isthereanythingicaneatinthisroom:

New government plans to discourage smoking unveiled.

isthereanythingicaneatinthisroom:

New government plans to discourage smoking unveiled.

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Apr 5 '14
failnation:

Central Line to Jurassic Park

failnation:

Central Line to Jurassic Park

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Apr 4 '14
Improved headline

Improved headline

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